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[Clark]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Abigail B
Abigail B: Welcome to ChaCha!
Abigail B: what can i help you find today?
You: looking for a place to find an amputee guatamalean mail order bride
You: um hello
You: I can Find Amputees
You: I can find guatamaleans
You: I can find mail order brides
You: I want one stop shopping

listen to the sound ... of silence

[jhelms]

I think specifying a Guatemalan threw them for a loop.

[jhelms]

Ha ha...the guys on the AudiWorld Off-Topic forum lured a Cha Cha guide (April S) into signing on there. Pretty funny. She's making all kinds of posts to appease the guys who are nothing but perverts.

[Camille]

Hmmm I have to try that. I'm gonna try looking for men with 4 pierced nipples?

[jhelms]

Man, the guys on my other forum are seriously tearing up Cha Cha. I would love to posts some of their dialogs over here, but they aren't very family friendly.

[jhelms]

OK, I'm going to try posting a couple. Let me know when I cross the line.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saundraw
saundraw: Welcome to ChaCha!
saundraw: Hi, how are you today?
You: Hi there, quite well
You: I'm wanting to locate some information on the French culture
saundraw: I should be able to help with that
You: I have a French Au Pair who came to help with the kids
You: And with the language barrier it's kind of tough to communicate
saundraw: That's understandable
You: Wow, that's a lot of links
saundraw: Do you think any of those will help?
You: Well, I'm kind of curious if you have anything that can translate from French to English
saundraw: Let me check
You: Thanks
saundraw: Are you looking for a French-English dictionary, or do you have something specific to translate?
You: Well, I just have one thing right now. She keep saying it over and over
You: And she scrawled it on a piece of paper and gave it to my son. I'm just curious what it means.
saundraw: Ok, I have found a French-English translator
You: Cool, one sec it's hard to type the phrase
You: Veuillez me lib?rer de cette bo?te en m?tal ! Aucun VISA ne vaut la peine ceci !
You: Yeah, I'd love to know what that means, since she says it over and over. It's getting kind of annoying to tell the truth
saundraw: This will take a minute
saundraw: Oh my god!
saundraw: This is the translation
saundraw: Please release me from this metal box! No VISA is worth the sorrow this!
You: Oh, well, that's unexpected
You: She, um, sure does like to joke around
saundraw: Did somebody actually say this to you?
You: Well, I'm kind of out of time. Thanks for your help again!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

--AWOT/SpenceSTL

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimM
KimM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Kim
You: I'm looking for some information today about "Little People"
KimM: Are you looking for info about Little People by Fisher Price?
You: No, I met someone today who claimed to be a "Little Person"
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EricaR
EricaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
EricaR: Hello. How are you today?
You: Good
EricaR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I was just on with Kim, I'm looking for some information on Little People
You: Well, I met somebody today who claimed to be a Little Person, and I don't know what that means
EricaR: Ok let me find you some sites.
You: He looked like a midget to me, but got upset when I called him that
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AnnemarieS
AnnemarieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
AnnemarieS: Hello. How can I help you?
You: Hi
You: I've been trying to locate some information on "Little People"
AnnemarieS: Dwarfs?
You: Must be a tough search
You: So, Dwarf and Little people are the same thing?
AnnemarieS: Yes
You: Then yes
AnnemarieS: One moment while I look that up for you.
You: I met one today at lunch, and he got really upset when I called him midget
You: He was the first time I've heard the term "Little People"
AnnemarieS: Not good. We'll help you.
You: Thanks
You: Seems like every group keeps changing their name. Tough to be PC
AnnemarieS: PC is killing me. You don't know what to say anymore.
You: Exactly.
You: I was afraid that he was going to jump up and bite me. He was really mad
You: Let me check this Wiki out
AnnemarieS: I just sent another one.
You: k
You: I wonder if all midgets/dwarfs are little people, or if that's like just some of them
You: Kind of like a gang or something
AnnemarieS: I don't know.
You: I'll bet it would be really hard to throw up your signs though, what with the stumpy little fingers and all.
AnnemarieS: What do you mean signs?
You: You know, like "West 33 Stumpy Rollers!" or "Northside Midget Posse!"
AnnemarieS: Ah, you mean gang signs?
You: Yeah, I thought that was what we were talking about, midget gangs.
You: Oh, I'm sorry, "Little People" gangs.
You: I wonder if they have to sit on phone books to do drive bys
You: And I'll bet they can't even be tried for murder if they smoke each other.
AnnemarieS: What do you mean?
You: Well, I figure you'd have to kill 2 of them to be tried for murder. It's hard to try somebody for half a murder.
AnnemarieS: I can't talk about that
You: Ok, don't want to get you in trouble. So do you think that there is a special heaven/hell for midgets?
You: Because it would suck to get up to the gates and not be able to reach the golden doorknob.
AnnemarieS: I've never thought about it
You: HOLY COW! There could be like thousands of midgets standing outside the gates to heaven because they couldnt' reach the door.
You: Wow, this is really deep.
AnnemarieS: Is there anything else I can help you with?
You: No you've been a big help. I think I really want to get one now. I don't know what I'd do with it, but I want one anyway.
AnnemarieS: Him
You: What?
AnnemarieS: You don't know what you'd do with "Him"
You: You're being too generous
You: Ok, well, looks like I've got a lot to search on here
You: Thanks for your help
AnnemarieS: No problem. It's nice you want to learn about the disorder. Have a good day.
AnnemarieS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

--AWOT/SpenceSTL

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AndrewS
AndrewS: Welcome to ChaCha!
AndrewS: Hello how are you today?
You: upset
AndrewS: I see, I'm sorry to hear that. What would you like me to get for you today?
You: i was kicked out for asking how to commit ethnic clensing correctly
You: i never did get a helpful answer
AndrewS: Heh. Well that someone musta been offended.
AndrewS: Luckily, I'm white and nothing really bothers me.
You: perhaps their family was involved in ethnic clensing
AndrewS: I don't hate other races or ethnicities, but if you do that's fine with me.
You: WHITE POWER!
AndrewS: Perhaps, that's possible. If they have some olllllllld family.
AndrewS: Well I dont know if theres any pages out there telling about how to perform a successful ethnic cleansing
You: well how about your personal thoughts
AndrewS: but I could get you some articles on previous ones that have happened in history
AndrewS: maybe you could get some ideas from them.
AndrewS: Like I said, I like everyone. Nobody bothers me
You: but you are white
AndrewS: Yeah, but I have black and puerto rican friends
AndrewS: I had to, thats all I grew up around! lol.
You: that requires a small amount of racial dislike
AndrewS: Nah i think thats only if your family is like that.
AndrewS: Or if you never grew up around alot of other ethnic backgrounds.
You: now what if you grew up around a lot of ethnic backgrounds but hate one race
You: what do you think that could be a result of?
You: more nature or nurture?
AndrewS: Well then they must have been shady to you, people from that particular background, and thats forced you to not like them. I could easily see someones point of you if they thought that way.
You: oh i'm not rascist...i just want to remove a few "lesser" races
AndrewS: which ones?
You: midgets, carnie, brits
AndrewS: Lmfao!
AndrewS: I never knew any midgets or carnies, but indeed i stay away from them.
You: scary bastards aren;t they
AndrewS: British people are just white people with bad dentists and an accent. They arent bad though Ive been to london.
You: so do you know April S over there? She works with you
AndrewS: No, Ill have to look her up. I'm only 23 though.
You: what does that have to do with anything?
AndrewS: IDK how old she is
You: 23 or not, she's annoying as all hell
AndrewS: or if she lives anywhere near me in clevealnd
AndrewS: hahaha
You: i would put her at the front of the line for the gas chamber
AndrewS: I knwo a few people that annoy me that much. But listen man I gotta get outta here and go plow some snow. Been nice talking to ya! Check out my ethnic cleansing stories I brough ya up! Have a good one!
You: remeber...white is right!
AndrewS: Rate me good if I answered your questions better than those other scrubs that just banned you! Peace.
AndrewS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

--AWOT/SchonesGelb

[jhelms]

<After being told that Cha Cha had died>

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DebbieG
DebbieG: Welcome to ChaCha!
DebbieG: Hey There!
DebbieG: How can I help you this morning?
You: hey DebbieG!
You: It's MiniMan from AWOT.
DebbieG: Hey Hey!
You: I just wanted to know if cha cha is dying?
DebbieG: No, it's still brand new!
You: Is there any expectation that it's gonna die?
You: Maybe on a going-forward basis?
DebbieG: Just as soon as Yahoo and Google die! LOL!
DebbieG: Are you a Guide or interested in becoming a Guide?
You: Maybe a meteor is going to hit Google's main office? That could cause it to die.
You: Or maybe if OJ got ahold of a top CEO for one of their companies.
DebbieG: Yeah, well, doo doo happens; but...
DebbieG: OJ could take it offshore!
You: Hrrmmm, I'm good, I just need to go call a friend a liar now
DebbieG: LOL! Okay!
You: Haha, OJ could try not killing people, but he doesn't look too good at that.
You: Thanks DebbieG!
DebbieG: You may be right!
DebbieG: Yer welcome!
You: I'll tell AWOT chacha is still planning on kicking around.
You: Cheers.
DebbieG: Cool! Take Care!

--AWOT/MiniMan

[peter von]

[quote author=jhelms board=general thread=1169341019
You: remeber...white is right!
AndrewS: Rate me good if I answered your questions better than those other scrubs that just banned you! Peace.
AndrewS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

--AWOT/SchonesGelb[/quote]

funny stuff jeff. was this you or one of your friends?

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Terri LynnC
Terri LynnC: Welcome to ChaCha!
Terri LynnC: Hello
You: Hey Terri! How are ya doing miss?
Terri LynnC: great....and you?
You: pretty wicked awesome thanks
You: can you give me any personal tips on how to please a woman?
Terri LynnC: Give her money!
You: LOL
You: hahaha my wallet just said he thinks that's a bad idea
Terri LynnC: Well I can't really send anything detailed. What specifically do you need?
You: I can take detailed advice at - [e-mail]
You: hahaha, seriously though...
Terri LynnC: Don't get me in trouble now.
You: hahaha, nevar. cha cha girls are the $hat! love you guys.
Terri LynnC: Well thanks a bunch!
You: hehe, for sure. get yourself credit and post up a link to crayola.com --- before your 10mins is up!
Terri LynnC: What does that mean??
You: haha, well you have 10mins to get a link for someone right?
You: and you get credit if you get them a link
Terri LynnC: Ok....but what is crayola.com
You: haha, but you get more credit if you send them an email with tips on how to please a woman!
Terri LynnC: You're trying to trick me.
You: hahaha, crayola.com is a little kids website (don't tell me you didn't use crayons 15 years ago)
You: hahaha, i don't play tricks!
You: i'm from AWOT
Terri LynnC: Well I can check it before I send it so let me look.
Terri LynnC: What is AWOT?
You: haha, it's not p ornographic, lol.
You: AWOT = audiworld off topic
You: if you make it one of your keywords, you'll get a bunch of funny searches
Terri LynnC: Never heard of it.
You: haha, it's just a bunch of audi owners that talk guy jibberish together
Terri LynnC: Ohhhh...
You: whammy!

--AWOT/MiniMan

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: kellya
kellya: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, thanks you
You: i want to know about god, do you think he loves me like everybody else?
kellya: your welcome
kellya: Give me one moment please.
kellya: Are these results sufficient?
You: i know he loves all them, i don't think he really likes me very much though
kellya: why is that
You: he told me so
kellya: alrighty then
You: do you think god loves you?
kellya: yes
You: i'm rather jealous. can you put in a good word for me?
You: i try really hard to be a good person
kellya: sure
You: do you think he'll mind about the dead prostitutes i have in my closet?
You: i mean hookers aren't really even real people right?
kellya: yes they are
kellya: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

--AWOT/EvilBob

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenH
KarenH: Welcome to ChaCha!
KarenH: Hello.
You: hi, how are u tonight ?
KarenH: I'm Good.
KarenH: ANd you?
You: is it cold where u are ?
KarenH: Yup.
You: i want it to snow
KarenH: Can you please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic?
You: blow, snow... u know... some of that columbian gold... know where i can find some ?
KarenH: I'm sorry this is for things we can search for on the internet.
You: u can't look that up ?
KarenH: I won't.
You: how about "bodegas"
KarenH: Nope.
You: you won't or there aren't any ?
KarenH: CAn't look that up.
KarenH: You have to start another search for something else.
You: what about that new energy drink... it's called "cocaine"...
You: seriously, ther's an ebnergy drink called that
You: heard about it ?
KarenH: Have a nice night.......TWEEKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KarenH: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

--AWOT/lucky number 3

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChelseaN
ChelseaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: i went to the pet store and bought a cat the other day.
ChelseaN: Hello!
You: except my friend came over and said it isnt a cat
You: he said cats arent supposed to have horns
ChelseaN: What would you like me to find for you.
You: pictures of horned cats
ChelseaN: I will see if I can.
You: mine also makes this "BAAAAAAAH" sound once in a while
You: and he has really fluffy white fur
ChelseaN: I think you may have aquired a goat.
You: and he has no claws
You: it said cat on the window
You: i paid 50 bucks for it
ChelseaN: Would you like me to find pictures of goats and see if that is what you have?
You: i want pictures of a horned white cat
You: i have to prove my friend wrong
ChelseaN: I'm sorry I am not finding anything on horned white cats.
You: hmmm
You: it sometimes says meow
You: if that helps
ChelseaN: Would you like me to transfer you to another guide that may be able to help better?
You: do you have brian fellows back there?.
You: he should be able to help me
ChelseaN: I will transfer you one moment please.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaL
AmandaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaL: Hello there
You: hey
You: i bought this cat that is white and has horns
You: and it sometimes meows "BAAAAAAHHHH"
You: and he likes to click his claws on the ground
You: and spit
AmandaL: .. you sure those "horns" aren't its "ears"?
You: they are hard and sharp, they could be ears
AmandaL: please, just give me something solid to search for, and we can both be happy.
You: cats with horns
AmandaL: okay.
You: or 2 ways to skin a cat
AmandaL: let me some results for you
You: my friend also said there is only one way to skin a cat, i think there is 2... can you help me prove him wrong?
You: that doesnt look like him
AmandaL: actually, it's figurative.
You: he skinned his cat
AmandaL: "one way" refers to the "one way" there is to do something
You: it was pretty messy his way
You: ok ok, how about cats with ears
You: white fluffy cats with ears
You: and no claws, only circle hard things on his feet
You: and he likes to spit
AmandaL: here's a cat with a horn
You: that is one messed up dog!
You: how come that dog is all furry?
You: and so small
You: ok ok, the cat is a lost cause.
You: i need ways to skin cats
AmandaL: so, you have this cat..
AmandaL: and you'd like to skin it, yes?
You: yeah
You: he is a little devil, never listens

--AWOT/Type. K

[jhelms]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AprilS
AprilS: Welcome to ChaCha!
AprilS: Hello
AprilS: How are you tonight?
You: FANTASTIC
You: Can you transfer me to jacquelineb please? she has the hots for me
AprilS: Im sorry I dont know how to transfer to a particular person
You: you don't understand... she completes me
AprilS: Im sorry
AprilS: Is there anything I can help you with?
You: yeah... therapy
You:
AprilS: What sort of therapy are you searching for?
You: broken heart
You: i lost my baby on ChaCha
You:
AprilS: Depression?
You: i guess
You: i feel so emo right now
AprilS: I wish I could find her for you but if I transfer you I don't know where you will go
AprilS: One moment please while I conduct your search for you
You: how many Charos are their? i wonder if you transfer me what the ods are that i'll get my baby back
AprilS: There are thousands
You: unpossible! you are still BETA
AprilS: I really dont know a number but there are alot
You: maybe you'd like to be my new JackyB?
You: a/s/l?
AprilS: 33/f/ga
You: do you like it if I PIITB?
AprilS: PIITB?
You: google it
You: or ChaCha it
AprilS: I dont understand
You: PIITB = put it in the butt
AprilS: Are these results sufficient?
You: no i'm not depressed anymore... i've got you babe!
AprilS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: let's look for weding chapels
You: where you do want to get married? new orelans or vegas? i want nothing but class
AprilS: One moment please while I conduct your search for you
You: its for US!
You: you and me April, riding into the desrt sun with some perky Georgia peaches
AprilS: I am married already
AprilS: lol
You: but he's got a little one
You: i'm hung like a horse
AprilS: TMI
You: i'm thinking the imperail palace in Vegas... that place is all first class
You: and we can get some cheap hooker from Pahrump for the wedding night bliss to join in
You: c'mon?
You: and since i'm comfortable with my manhood, i'll take you to Chippendales
AprilS: lol
AprilS: How are those?
You: the hookers from Pahrump?
You: i'd describe them as herpes-laden
AprilS: The wedding sites
AprilS: lol
AprilS: I have to admit you have a great personality
You: i dunno what ever I was doing with jacky... she's a 3rd rate skank compared to you
AprilS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (i dunno what ever I was doing with jacky... she's a 3rd rate skank compared to you)
You: oops
You: what did i say?
AprilS: I dont know that happens by itself
You: i guess sk4nk is a bad word
AprilS: lol ...............I dont know
You: i'm convinced ChaCha is run by mormons
AprilS: I dont know
AprilS: I am new
You: you're not new, your BETA
You:
AprilS: lol
AprilS: Well, I have to get going is there anything else I can do for you?
You: srsly though... me and a bunch of retards at audiworld.com are having fun messing with you ChaCha peeps.. i suggest you head on over and join us
AprilS: Maybe I will sometime
You: no come on over now
AprilS: I cant
You: make 1 post as AprilS... i will be Hall of Famer
You: i will go down in audiworld history!
AprilS: One second

AWOT/turbochop